February 2012
Did you hear the joke about the pavement?
geothebio:
icewingsofparadise:
Even Sherlock fell for it.
Meanwhile in Britain: Jesus christ this heat i'm sweating like a pig god everybody strip its a fucking heat wave hide yo kids get out the sun cream DON'T GO OUTSIDE IT'S TWELVE DEGREES OUT THERE
peeta: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO BAKE SOME BUNS
katniss: HUH
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME FIGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
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Everyone at school won't shut up about Twitter.
AND PEOPLE ARE FINDING ME. NOOOOOOOO. I only tweet about nerdy stuff, so I dunno why they’re following me. Cool.
ROWLING'S NEW BOOK
megemc:
Do you know what this means?!
GLORIOUS HOURS SPENT IN ANTICIPATION. Finding out the title. FINDING OUT THE STORY. Seeing the cover art. Theorizing what all will happen. Midnight release of the book. ACTUALLY READING THE BOOK (in less than a day lol). Getting to know the characters. Falling in love with the characters. A POSSIBLE SEQUEL. A freaking MOVIE. Finding out who is in...
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
The Reaping from Peetas POV
peetasfakeleg:
FUCK. katniss has been reaped.
she looks hot though
unf
unf
the things i’d do to her i swear if i were alone with her i’d-
SHIT DID THEY JUST SAY MY NAME
THEY JUST SAID MY NAME
the-eleventh-blog:
Who needs romantic comedies when you have the British Government
That feeling when your friends know a secret... →
niknak79:
Click here for More funny pics
Were Finn and Rachel's post wedding living...
thefirstmrshummel:
tonguechele:
flyingflesheater:
Like were they just gonna get married and then go home to their respective houses or what?
oh my god
“Ok, see you tomorrow at school.”
oh my god
OMG you’re absolutely right, I never even thought of that.
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
gryffindorteamseeker:
catnuss-everlark:
thatswhatsnapesaid:
dederants:
d693:
fishfreeoboecheck:
but-i-hear-the-voices-say:
cas-get-into-my-ass:
supermerlinmentalfringelock:
fringewithbenedicts:
itsthisorcluedo:
thatjessjohnson:
saathi1013:
bittergrapes:
imanassassinbro:
handchuffed:
accurate
Ha, sounds about right.
Well, that’s one way to go.
...
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4 pages of psychology homework in a textbook with...
WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
tomsjiggle:
you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds of students a day you shut your mOUTH NOW
Damn, I'm a Kurtsie!: 3x15 and 3x16 , hola jeesus... →
xoxoalisondilaurentis:
3x15 - Big Brother
Faith by George Michael . Sung by Tina,Rachel,Sam and Mike with New Directions
Rio/Hungry Like Wolf , both by Duran Duran. Sung by Blaine and Cooper
Somebody That I Used To Know by Goyte feat. Kimbra. Sung by Quinn and Puck
Fighter by…
Anderson Brothers feat. Duran Duran
THANK YOU LORD
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun